evil villains on their day off

I think that evil villains just chill on their day off and then plan their next evil attack on whatever they want to attack. They probably workout to GET SWOLE so they can outrun their enemies if they are being chased and if their evil plans don't work. They probably also build new weapons to test out on their enemies like a fart gun like in Despicable Me. I think that the villains should recruit me because i would do them a lot of good things like help them not suck at being villains! I also think in their downtime they are researching other villains.