Celebrate yo

I think that i would celebrate my fire department getting a new engine. Our engine we have right now is 13 years old, and it is starting to fail because all the water is starting to leak from the tank full of water it has. It also takes a long time to prime the pump on it to start flowing water. That is not good because when we have a house fire, we are supposed to have water flowing and a hose line through the front door in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Anyways, our whole fire department would celebrate because getting a new fire engine would be so freaking amazing. It would be limited to our department because the new fire engine is only going to be used for us.

Infomercials...

I have never owned a infomercial product, but i have thought about sometimes. I really wanted to get some of those tv products when i was a kid because on kid channels there were some great kid products like 4 feet long bubbles! I could never order them though because i was not 18, and i didn't have a card, and i didn't even try to ask my parents because they would just say it is a waste of money! well mom, 4 foot bubbles are not a waste of money because those are about as big as i am! The one i remember most is seeing the sham wow guy on tv and then hearing him about going to jail for slapping the prostitute! Good times.

End of the world

If the scientists can really predict the end of the world, i finally think the government will release all futuristic things that we know we have the technology for, so people can have fun for their last few days on planet earth. I also think there will be the people that have prepared for the end of the world and will go live in their homes 500 feet underground that they have constructed for the world that was SUPPOSED to end in 2012 all because the myan calendar ended. Those people are retarded because living underground isn't going to help you escape the world ending... #fact