evil villains on their day off

I think that evil villains just chill on their day off and then plan their next evil attack on whatever they want to attack. They probably workout to GET SWOLE so they can outrun their enemies if they are being chased and if their evil plans don't work. They probably also build new weapons to test out on their enemies like a fart gun like in Despicable Me. I think that the villains should recruit me because i would do them a lot of good things like help them not suck at being villains! I also think in their downtime they are researching other villains.

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This picture is the Maltese Cross with a thin red line going through it. It signifies when a firefighter dies in the line of duty, or after being on shift or being on a call saving someone he doesn't know. He/she made the ultimate sacrifice. Firefighting/EMS/Police officers are a brotherhood. It deeply saddens us when a brother or sister makes the ultimate sacrifice.


Ford makes my favorite brand of truck. Period. Right now, i have a ford ranger, and i love that truck. I can't wait to buy a newer F-150 someday soon hopefully. I'm saving up money to get a new truck as we speak. Once i get my new truck i am going to put blue lights on it, like all over, then i'm going to get chromed out headlights and taillights, running boards that move up and down once you open the door of your vehicle. I'd like to get a lift kit on it but i don't have that kind of money.

Kindest thing iv'e ever done for someone? Does it count for putting my life on the line to put their garage fire out? Other than that I can't thing of anything really nice i have done for anything other than just holding doors open for random people, and helping them carry heavy stuff at work. I have helped people with their homework, helped them figure out relationship stuff which is weird because i have never been in a relationship so i don't know how i helped them through anything that i have no knowledge of. Those are all nice things but i am not sure what the nicest thing i have ever done is. Lol

labels

Warning: Sarcasm is realer than it appears! This would be my warning label. I deal with a lot of dumb people day in and day out, so i use sarcasm to get through the day. I mainly deal with dumb people at work, because they come in there on their high horse, thinking they know everything about our products and how we conduct business. No. They don't. Then when we tell them how it really is they get pissed. That's why we have to use sarcasm to get through the day. Our customers probably recognize it, but i don't care because we get some rude people in there.

Celebrate yo

I think that i would celebrate my fire department getting a new engine. Our engine we have right now is 13 years old, and it is starting to fail because all the water is starting to leak from the tank full of water it has. It also takes a long time to prime the pump on it to start flowing water. That is not good because when we have a house fire, we are supposed to have water flowing and a hose line through the front door in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Anyways, our whole fire department would celebrate because getting a new fire engine would be so freaking amazing. It would be limited to our department because the new fire engine is only going to be used for us.

Infomercials...

I have never owned a infomercial product, but i have thought about sometimes. I really wanted to get some of those tv products when i was a kid because on kid channels there were some great kid products like 4 feet long bubbles! I could never order them though because i was not 18, and i didn't have a card, and i didn't even try to ask my parents because they would just say it is a waste of money! well mom, 4 foot bubbles are not a waste of money because those are about as big as i am! The one i remember most is seeing the sham wow guy on tv and then hearing him about going to jail for slapping the prostitute! Good times.

End of the world

If the scientists can really predict the end of the world, i finally think the government will release all futuristic things that we know we have the technology for, so people can have fun for their last few days on planet earth. I also think there will be the people that have prepared for the end of the world and will go live in their homes 500 feet underground that they have constructed for the world that was SUPPOSED to end in 2012 all because the myan calendar ended. Those people are retarded because living underground isn't going to help you escape the world ending... #fact